ऐसे बनाये Crackers (पटाखें) घर में, Diwali Ke Liye : Funny Diwali Jokes

Patanjali Pathake Totally Naturally Home Made Crackers : Funny Jokes in Hindi

Diwali Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

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दिवाली के लिये घर में ही ऐसे बम

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बनाकर चाईनीज पटाखों का बहिष्कार करें ।

बम बनाने की जरूरी सामग्री –

  1. आलू के भजीये
  2. आलू की शब्जी
  3. आलू के समोसे
  4. आलू के पराठे खा ले…

याद रहें – खाने के बाद पैदल भी न चले ..

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फिर देखें क्या पटाखें फूटते है ।

पतंजलि पटाखें… पूर्णतः नेचरली…

Eng Text:

Diwali ke liye ghar me hi aise Bomb Banakar

Chinese Pathako ka bahiskar karein.

Bomb bana ne ki Jaroori Samgri:

Aalu ke bhajiye

Aalu ki Shabji

Aalu ke Samose

Aalu ke parathe Kha le…
Note: Khane ke bad paidal bhi na chale…

Fir dekhe kya pathake futate hai.

Patanjali Patakhe… Totally Naturally…

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