Patanjali Pathake Totally Naturally Home Made Crackers : Funny Jokes in Hindi

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दिवाली के लिये घर में ही ऐसे बम
बनाकर चाईनीज पटाखों का बहिष्कार करें ।
बम बनाने की जरूरी सामग्री –
- आलू के भजीये
- आलू की शब्जी
- आलू के समोसे
- आलू के पराठे खा ले…
याद रहें – खाने के बाद पैदल भी न चले ..
फिर देखें क्या पटाखें फूटते है ।
पतंजलि पटाखें… पूर्णतः नेचरली…
Eng Text:
Diwali ke liye ghar me hi aise Bomb Banakar
Chinese Pathako ka bahiskar karein.
Bomb bana ne ki Jaroori Samgri:
Aalu ke bhajiye
Aalu ki Shabji
Aalu ke Samose
Aalu ke parathe Kha le…
Note: Khane ke bad paidal bhi na chale…
Fir dekhe kya pathake futate hai.
Patanjali Patakhe… Totally Naturally…
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