बाप कभी दोस्त नहीं होता – Funny Diwali Jokes

बाप कभी दोस्त नहीं होता 😜 – Funny Diwali Jokes

funny Diwali jokes in Hindi

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बाप – क्या हुआ बेटे, तू इतना उदास क्युं है ?

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बेटा – जाने दीजिए पापा, आप नहीं समझोगे !!

बाप – तू मुझे अपना दोस्त समझ बेटा,

और बोल…

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बाप ने चंपल तूटने तक धोया रे बाबा…

Eng. Text:

Father: Kya hua bete, Tu itna udas kyu hai?

Beta: Jane dijiye papa, Aap nahi samjoge!

Baap: Tu muje apna dost samaj beta,

Aur bol…

Beta: Abey… Is Diwali teri bhabhi ne Gift me iphone manga hai…

Baapne Champal Tutane tak dhoya re baba…

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